Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons — Woody Allen
Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. — H. L. Mencken
The world is full of sheep looking for a shepherd even if he shears them regularly and eats mutton stew. — “wise old sage” on Yahoo! Answers: “Why do people become fanatics?”
Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. — H. L. Mencken
As democracy is perfected, the office of president represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. — H. L. Mencken
I have a younger sister, Elisabeth Haskell. She and my parents, Charles T. “Tom” III and Marlene Haskell, live in Omaha, Nebraska, where I grew up.